Party Over Here!

J-bug made me the best birthday cupcake ever!

Do-over!

Today sucked! SUCKED!
I want a do-over.
Tomorrow better be a helluva lot better.
DO-OVER dammit!!!

Thre Days 'til The Big 3-3

Yep. Only three days and then its one year older for me.

So J-bug will be helping grandpa make me some birthday cupcakes. I want white cake with homemade chocolate frosting. J-bug says no to that one. "No chocolate frosting." She is also saying no to getting me flowers. Simply becasue "They are going to be dead and then I {as in J-bug} am just gonna have to throw them away." I'm buying my own flowers even though she threatens to take them back to the store if I do. Who's child is she anyways?

Then Next weekend {the 15th} I am hoping to do something with some friends...except I can't figure out what I want to do. They are harassing me about it...

Now for the fun b-day surprise! My sister's b-day is alsoin Jan {I'm younger..ha ha!} so we usually throw ourselves a joint family party. After she spent a crap load of money on last years party and we both slaved for two days cleaning for the party , cooking and making drinks I said next year, skip the party and lets do something fun. So this year we are gonna spend two nights here...


The Grand Californian Hotels inside Disney's Californian Adventure! Of course J-bug will come along too. SOOOO excited! And I will be taking a crap load of pics. The hotel has it's own entrance to the park. We are gonna have breakfast with the princesses, go on all the rides, if a little princess turns into a monster it's back to the room for a nap.

YAY! So running around like a kid at D-land should take the edge off of turning a year older just a bit.

Eroti-what? Adult Book Review

The lovie's at Eden Fantasys let me do another review. So me being oblivious when it comes to erotica books decided to take a stab at it. It's not my money, right?

So here is my pick. The Best of Best American Erotica 2008.


Let me start off by telling you what I thought erotica and this book was supposed to be all about...umkay? I thought erotica was less in your face then porn, geared to women with a softer and sensual approach. So I was wrong. Now you may stop laughing at me. I am sure that there is an erotic book or two out there that fit the bill...just not this one.

You will love this book if any of the following turn you on...
-Twin brother and sister getting it on with each other and in a threesome.
-A high school girl obsessed with her male teacher leaving him raunchy notes {Hmm...maybe I did that} as well as a few other things.
- Guy on guy
- More guy on guy
- Being strapped to a chair in a public place while people torture you and paint your nails
- Older girl with pre-pubescent girl

I would have ditched the book from the get go if I did not have to review it.

Those things are just not my style. Call me a square... Perhaps I should have spent more time picking out the book.

So here is your homework... if you have an old standby book that gets you in the mood please share it with the rest of us, pretty please? It can be any style of book. From romance novels to American Psycho {I knew it...you are a freak! Kidding.} Even better if you you attach the link from Eden Fantasys.

Here are a few links to erotica for women, books for women. I love the cover for the book Porn for Women. It's a picture of a man vacuuming. LOVE IT!

WINNER Eden Fantasys Giveaway!

Congrats to Joanne J on winning the Eden Fantasys giveaway!

What's NOT for Christmas

What was Barbie thinking? There is no way in hell you ill find this under my Xmas tree.


France Barbie? Really? It looks more like "Trance Barbie"....high on E at a rave. I saw this at Big Lots and had to take a pic.

And then there's Goldie Hawn Barbie. I had a WTF moment at Walmart today when I saw it. Blonde Ambition Barbie. (The pic is off the web)


So I get that you would collect it, not give it to your kid. But couldn't the face look a little more like Goldie?


Hmm. Perhaps a longer neck?

P.S. It's been a good week. Mom is doing well at her new home. I am catching up with Christmas stuff.

Serious Suckage

So today was the day. We put my mom into a home. Her Alzheimers just got too hard to deal with. She took a swing at my dad. She stormed out of the house a few times, she cries, throws stuff. It has taken its toll on us. It has been hell since Thanksgiving.

My dad and I dropped her off earlier today...and we left. I left. I walked away from my mother. Leaving her in a strange place all alone.

This isn't how it is supposed to be. My mom just turned 64 last week. She has lived the past eight years in a fog, we all have. Who the hell get's diagnosed with Alzheimers at the age of 56! Why did they take her away from me and leave me with a shell of her. No laughter, no advice, no memories of her enjoying her only grand daughter.

I am mad, angry, pissed, hurt, sad, guilty, furious.

I am empty.

I want my mommy back.